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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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Big Brain Energy

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Her: “Beth. My name is Beth.”

    Her to him: “I never give them my real name, it’s creepy.”

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      Surprise twist: substitute Beth for “Karen” sometimes, just for the lolz:-P

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      Well… At least then you can call her Beth in a joke tone… better that hey you girl come.

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      Bass riff

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    Her: “I’ll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha* ? Thanks babe!”

    Him: Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    *I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks

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      They don’t like it if you call drinks small/medium/large

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    But he won’t be able to spell it.

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      It’s Quemijer, with a “Q.”

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      It’s Kendra with a Qu

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      Batista: “got an order for Ts3ivghé? Ts3ivghé?”

      Steve: “Yeah that’s probably me”

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        Acting must not be working out for Batista

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          Lol

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    Delores Mulva?

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    As long as he hears it and he doesn’t have to take it from whatever the Starbucks guys wrote and understood, as sometimes they don’t quite get the name.

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    She expects him to pay and will put her drink under his name. Plan fails.

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    Genius!

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