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Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

my own equipment

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Mandarbmax@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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    “Ok, I’m gonna go on my wank break.”

    takes nap instead, they’ll never know!

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      ¿Porque no los dos?

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        Yeah it’s a half hour break, once I finish I still can squeeze in a 29 minute nap.

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    Dont worry, you can use the communal fleshlight. Be sure to wash it when you’re done!

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    I don’t remember the exact company, but it was for a porn site, so not as crazy as it sounds.

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      I don’t know if that would make my job easier if that were my profession.

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    How do you expect me to get into the mood, have a fully satisfying experience, and clean up in just 30 minutes?!?

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      what ? i’d still have 29 minutes

  • gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com
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    Wife works from home, relatively certain this is her standard lunch break

  • UsernamesAreForSuckers@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Worker class must unite and give a helping hand to the comrade on the right!

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    Isn’t this what everyone means by “bio break”?

    You just can’t do the hand motion in the air when you say bio break or you go to HR

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    I have known people at facebook and google, their nap pods have tissues and lotion in them

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      where else will they jerk off to all the cp on their platform?

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I already do this, I don’t need no stinkin policy.

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    What if I’m empty? No productivity then

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    How about a living wage and time off?

  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    Okay, but… what is the thumbnail?

    • the_flying_pig@lemmy.world
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      If you know, you know.

      • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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        I do not know. Perhaps I don’t want to know.

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          I don’t know either :(

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    Might be a good policy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

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      If I didn’t see this posted here, was going to post it myself.

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