Eyooo guess who’s working four days next week and gonna make bank?
this bitch bby
get dat cash monies!
My very first pay cheque, my dad gave me some sage advice - that is: Don’t spend it all on the one woman. OK, he was ex-navy but still sage advice.
Get that money!!!
Ok I’m very wet. Im still a hard cunt though
Only hard cunts get very wet 💪💦
With squelchy socks I assume
Lotta sheep shit applied to garden ✅
Rain seemingly going south of us ✅
I’m clever.
Highkey amused by my employer. Not the actual place I work, but the casual agency I get paid through. Seems to just be the one woman running it (so also a small local business), and she’s lovely.
I’d filled out and sent back all the onboarding docs before I started, including bank details, tfn, and super.
Well I was supposed to be paid yesterday, so I messaged her to check it was all good. She said yep. Then I get a email link (automated) from her to sign into a platform and put the same details in. So I started doing it, but it kicked me out saying the invite has expired.
She then texts me last night and says that because it’s first pay it may be delayed, should have it tomorrow (today).
I’m not upset, I’m amused lol I reckon, because it seems to just be her, she forgot to input my details manually, realised what happened, and put them in herself (hence the auto email, I reckon she signed in and added me and it sends an auto email), revoked the invite, and processed it after 5pm yesterday. I can’t stop giggling, I wonder if my partner could help her (accounting cert) hahah
small company accountants can be ridiculously ditzy. It’s hilarious
Right‽ Lol I’m not even mad, just so funny how different it is coming from ultra corpos. It must be stressful, it seems to just be a one-woman operation; like she’s doing all the comms with employees, talking to job providers and possible employers, and doing the accounting and all the back end business shit.
Kudos to her for sure, I’d have a fit if i had to do all that 😂
Not the actual place I work, but the casual agency I get paid through
now I’m wondering how much your work place pays the agency.
you might be getting only 50-75% of your pay
eventually see if you can be directly paid by your work place, your pay might increase
and I am unamused, the delay is unacceptable, imagine if an employee had children to feed or life saving meds like insulin to buy that day
Yeah I have a 6 month probation before the workplace will considering hiring me themselves. So I just gotta prove myself :) we’ll see if they don’t burn me though lol
Totally get your point about kids and meds; I’m in a position of privilege as I don’t have to worry about that today. It would be shitty af if I did have to consider that though for sure.
It’s a good rate, over $30 per hour so I’m not complaining :)
An agency wanted us to pay above award for a casual (absolutely no problem with that) with an extra $15+ an hour on for the agency and if we chose to keep them we have to pay them a finder’s fee. I get you’ve gotta run the agency, but that’s a steep bill for a small business!
You’d think they’d have software to manage all f this. They’d maybe check some hours but otherwise it would put it all through automatically
One would think so yes, yet here we are looool
I suppose it wouldn’t be a good idea to ask if anyone has a side business eliminating troublesome neighbours
Not a good idea. Are these the same ones as before?
Yes. The move out turned out to be for renovating. Disappointed is an understatement.
If they leave furniture outside, sprinkle it with cockroach eggs.
I have carpet moths I could lend as well
Lend? You want them back?
I’ve grown attached to them lol
😹
Ooh. Alas, I’m all out of those.
What’s wrong with them?
Constant screaming, illegally evicting a child, thinking they can use/block our garage without asking. Power tools outside of EPA hours. Wanting access through our house for their Trades. Pissing off the owners committee…
Oh dear.
Illegally evicting a child??
Not a minor, but I believe so, yes. It was very loud and distressing. I regret not calling the police.
How awful. Don’t hesitate to call the police if it happens again. Domestic violence is not only between partners, but often parent/child too. Unfortunately, renovations might mean they plan to stay long term. I feel your pain.
fascist governments are best for this
just anonymously dob in anyone you don’t like , a daughter in law, someone who is too pretty, a guy who rejected you, a business competitor,
and then watch them get deported or worse 👍
worked in Germany and is working now in USA
who is too pretty
Can someone dob me in pls I need some validation…
new washer acquired yesterday, we went with a Fischer and paykel. I am highly unused to no central impeller. also JESUS that magnetic lid lock goes off like a shotgun
Oh nice! Disregard my last comment (I really should learn to read ahead 😔)
That’s a good brand. 👍
Bro, do not get your chili oil from the supermarket. I can drizzle this shit and hardly taste it.
I got some Mrs C’s chili oil and a couple of drops of that will bore out my arsehole.
I went to Benjamin’s Kitchen last week, great Asian fusion place in Alphington I haven’t been to for years. They sell their own chili oil, I should have got some
I love Cempasuchil Mexican Tijuana oil, if you ever see it. I especially love the Oaxacan oil (it’s got a smoky flavour). I used to work with the lady who makes it and the Tijuana oil doesn’t mess around.
That sounds like what i want. I’m surprised by how much chili oil there is around. It must be easy to make if so many people do it
There is a lot of it around, and plenty of it is mediocre as you’ve discovered. They use and sell Bippi where I work and it’s ok for what we use it for (Italian style foods that have a little kick in the background like a la vodka sauce, but nothing that’s going to kick your arse with heat).
I have tempted fate. Heading into the office now with just my polo shirt, no rain jacket or nuthin. In some cultures I’m considered a hard cunt
Nice to have some rain, it’s been so dry
But Thursday is Laundry day
I thought that was Monday?
Do I strike you as a traditional type?
last load to go to op shop
house looks half empty now
just so much I had that I was never going to use and books I would never read
I like supermarket mud cakes. You bring one of those over, and I’m thoroughly happy.
Custard tarts for me. Shove them in my mouth please.
I like those too. Only complaint is sometimes there’s not enough nutmeg sprinkle.
I’m a sucker for a Portuguese tart.
Add some Paul’s custard then microwave.
I warm the cake first then cream or custard.
Hey rain! Rain coming down, on the roofs of the town, hey rain.
today's nail art
Top pic: Revlon 010 Marigold Maven + SH 191 Pomegratitude
Bottom pic: Revlon 029 Berry Blessed + SH 450 Reflection Pool
Pics taken in the fire escape, hence the hospital white light vibe lol
I love them both!!! Lookie what arrived for me today…
OMG YASSSSS! 🙌✨🙌 THAT SPARKLE I NEED TO SEE IT ON YOUR NAILS 😍🤤
Beep Beep 🚚
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Price update at work seems to have gone without a hitch. Certainly helps when you know the process now
