I’d think she broke into an ex-boyfriend’s house
Tax evasion.
The woman who invented Barbie got in trouble for that
War crimes in Myanmar.
Attempting to privatize a public beach, again. Or something similar that billionaires do.
Billionaire offenses are not arrestable offenses, it’d have to be protesting or something, but doesn’t really seem like her thing.
I assume she’d do whatever it is that every other multibillionaire does.
Punched Kanye in the face
I wouldn’t blame her
I’d think it was because she got back together, despite promising to never, ever-ever do that.
Endorsed another Democrat
It would be really awesome if she got arrested for starting an epic musical rally
Probably told Trump to fuck off.
That would be an honourable reason
Except her music has been used in ICE propaganda and she got put under fire for explicitly not doing that. Fuck all billionaires.
