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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Or do it. I dunno. I'm not your real dad.

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Or do it. I dunno. I'm not your real dad.

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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I’ve been had

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      I apologize for absolutely nothing.

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        I pressed the Button.

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    This took me so long to understand. Things generally don’t look different to me in different orientations and this was no different. I eventually got it by just holding my phone really far out and squinting. Then I threw it on the couch and shouted ‘fuck off’. Good work.

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      I am both so very sorry and not sorry at all

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    Rick-tilted

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    It’s rotate, not tilt!

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      Both are correct but also could we not be pedantic on a meme, please?

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        Actually no, tilting doesn’t really mean landscape but instead seesawing your phone left.

        Rotate is the correct word

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          Actually no, tilting means:

          move or cause to move into a sloping position.

          Definition of sloping:

          inclined from a horizontal or vertical line

          This line is created by your phone and is used to determine orientation. Ergo when you tilt your phone far enough in one direction, the screen orientation will rotate.

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    Thanks for this little sparkle of joy (while cycling home in the pouring rain)

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      I know this is gonna sound dumb, but you’re actually living my peace right now. I’m from a place where it rains all the time and I got everywhere either walking or taking the bike. However it was also the only time when I was able to be alone and peaceful. Just listen to my silly music or, better yet, listen to the pouring of the rain and let everything float away. Take in the smell of the rain. Feel everything washing away.

      Maybe that can be another little sparkle in the downpour. You’re getting to live something that I’d love to be able to experience again.

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    Make sure you don’t let your phone down either while looking.

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    My phone auto rotates, so it looks the same no matter which way I turn it.

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    Damn, once it clicks it’s hard to unsee it.

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      That it does! Nice

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    Jokes on you! I tilted my head!

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    Why I hear music when I rotate?

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    Take your upvote you master of many skills.

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    I don’t need to.

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    holy shit

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    Well done!

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