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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

A romantic story

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A romantic story

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Still a better love story than Star Wars Episode II The Attack of The Clones.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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      I always understood their romance.

      You see, they were two hot people.

      • III@lemmy.world
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        That depends on your definition of hot. Personally, I am not into 9-year old street rats. But hey, royalty is known for their pedophilia so… probably works for them.

      • DustyNipples@lemmy.world
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        This romance is a bad idea, I know I’ll wear a tight sexy leather outfit to hang out this evening.

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        Someone promote this guys

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      What rolling around in the grass doesn’t do it for you

    • SrTobi@feddit.de
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      But the meme is missing across the stars to make it work anyway

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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away?

    What does it have to be anything with him being deaf? I feel like a piece of the meme is missing.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      I’m sure that’s what it said before someone edited it into a shitpost. It’s so dumb that it got a laugh out of me.

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      It’s the expected response for the punchline. The twist is he’s deaf so he doesn’t hear the question to give the delivery.

      • STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world
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        yes the joke subverts expectations by not delivering the punchline, making it more funny than if it were the original

        • jdeath@lemm.ee
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          Quite humorous

        • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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          Anti-joke?

      • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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        What?

      • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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        Then you know why he’s deaf?
        HIS DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!

        • Simple Jack@lemmy.world
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          …WHAT?..

          • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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            TELL YOUR DISHWASHER TO STFU!

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      He can’t hear what she’s asking.

      Hence the “what”.

      Also it’s a grammatical horror show. So that doesn’t help either.

    • BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      What?

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        What?

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      Congrats on explaining the original facebook tier joke.

      Congrats on somehow missing that was the joke.

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      Thatzthajoke

    • shastaxc@lemm.ee
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      I think the sentence she says at the end is hard to lip read

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    SpeedOfLobsters shows up outside of Reddit. Naturally.

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