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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Arghblarg@lemmy.ca
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    I cannot imagine not being able to inspect my navel, at the end of a hard day, and have confirmation of what colour of shirt I wore.

    The lint collected reminds me of the way of the universe; everything slowly sheds its substance and shuffles imperceptibly towards oblivion.

    • beeng@discuss.tchncs.de
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      If you ever find yourself with an outie in the future, just grow some hair around the navel and that will keep the lint in for you to inspect when needed. Simples.

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      • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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        You may want to consult a “how to wear underwear” diagram.

      • TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Why are you putting your underwear over your bellybutton?

        • shottymcb@lemm.ee
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          I’ve noticed that as people age their pants seem to get higher and higher. The same must be true of underwear somehow…

      • beeng@discuss.tchncs.de
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        If the hair points toward the hole, then it directs it that way. Chest and stomach hair.

        https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20150709-the-curious-truth-about-belly-button-fluff

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    Thankful my pp is an outtie and not an innie

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      Removed by mod

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    Ah yes, the lint hole.

    • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social
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      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        Idk man, sometimes my belly button smells way worse than my asshole.

        • Olmai@lemmy.world
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          You’re not supposed to poop from there, you might want to consult

  • phorq@lemmy.ml
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    This is gonna push people’s buttons… Better make a ringing noise, otherwise these bell-ies are false advertising.

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    But you have a little outie right under it still.

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