I’m assuming this really happened because reality has become significantly more bonkers than satire.
Indeed, I have no idea if this is a joke or reality.
Yes, my first heuristic to decide if something is real or not is “can a person even be crazy enough to invent this?”
Death is nearly preferable to this timeline.
It’s definitely preferable to some parts but others parts fucking hilarious (like this, as experienced from outside the US).
Idiocracy speed run
They’re somehow so mucn dumber and aiming so far beyond that.
As much as a piece of shit Logan is, even he has to be waaaay back in his head like “this ain’t right, wtf am I doing here?”.
he pivoted to magat quite recently, because he kind loss relevancy within the last few years, his last desperate attempt was the ghetto lunchly commercial with mr beast. largely supplanted by younger influencers.
Ufffghh, like I don’t even remotely follow the guy or anything. All I know that any news about him that passes by is always=>" he’s an obnoxious piece of shit".
Of course he went maga wtf was I thinking?
Anything for attention. They have no morals. They only love themselves and money. Simple as.
I don’t think they even love themselves, just money and attention (no matter if it’s good or bad).
lost*
You give him too much credit. The Paul brothers are narcissists and megalomaniacs. They think the world revolves around them.
No. All they care about is money and attention. He’s eating this up and doesn’t believe for one second this is bad for him or anyone else. He doesn’t have the capacity to think about the consequences of his bullshit, neither of them do.
They met with the warriors, but who met with the wizards and rangers?
And no one could find the rogues.
Oh shit there’s two of them? I guess I’ve just been combining them in my head.
Double the Paul, double the misery.
Nothing good in the history of humanity has ever come from conservatism. Nothing at all.
Both of them look like the kind of guys no one wants to train/spar with at the gym because they don’t shower or wash their gear and smell absolutely rank.
And are also the most loudmouthed obnoxious bro dudes on the planet constantly bragging about made up lies.
And complain about cheating when someone with better technique beats them.
Pewdipie is going our next Comms person at this rate.
Piwdipie is living peacefully in japan doing the fuck he wants. So i don’t think so
probably goose stepping around his house and donating to Örebro
Kid Rock will be secretary of education.
Secretary of
educationenshitification. It’s what he’s good at.ted nugent most likely
Now repeat after me…BA-WIT-DA-BA
Why are they having these losers instead of demonstrably better fighter that beat the fuck out of the bigger one?
Because internet clout.
That’s the world we live in.
what lul, was beastiality baring them up until now?
Yeah, let the guy who bought his way into professional boxing by paying off has-beens to not win exhibition fights…and the first real boxer he faced rocked his ass back half a decade and broke his jaw? Let’s let him try to improve moral
I mean some of those fights forget which one the other boxer is holding him up. I mean they are paidbwethwr theey win or loose and I imagine they are encouraged to not win.
I am only worried the USians drag us all down with them
Hey isn’t that the clown that got his face broken by Antony Joshua?
Baron.
That’s the only way these losers keep getting invites.
Then incel baron has his daddy’s ear.
I’m sure some maga slut would love to be pumped full of royal fuhrer’s DNA.
I just woke up and haven’t eaten. Somehow you just made me want to wretch with a passive hunger pain, good job and fuck thineself.
He’s got money and there are enough women around where that is enough.
Paying prostitutes is something an incel would do.
