• starik@lemmy.today
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      Maybe a top bunk, so the vertical distance is deceptive if you’re thinking floor-to-ceiling. Maybe. Even so, the horizontal spread is suspicious - I would expect tighter grouping on that axis. The photo is likely staged, imo.

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        Look at Dexter over here with the spatter analysis.

        Had you considered that they might have turned to their side, but not always positioned at the exact same longitude of the bed and possibly lacking precise control of themselves in the moment? Also, I hate myself for thinking about this as much as I have.

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      Depending on the circumstances cum can be shot at pretty high velocities (e.g. how tight someone is grabbing the shaft) but the majority of those loads are very high up the wall. If it was just a few then that wouldn’t seem too out of the ordinary but damn.