(according to a friend anyways…)
pov: you have the power of god at your fingertips

we haven’t worn this sweater since like before coming out to anyone/anymany if we remember right. but it was in our closet and we figured we’d try and make it work, and it sorta does!!! sleeves are a bit too short but whatever.
Well it proves that you all can lift things for sure! Honestly certs are pretty hot ngl
Very cutie ❤️❤️
oh are they now? then you’ll be glad to hear it’s not our only certification!
🥵🥵
if you’re curious, one of them is for CPR. and we’d argue that being able to save a life is pretty hot, too :3
Honestly the hottest! Being able and willing to help people and save people is like top 3 in my book of attractive qualities ❤️❤️
in my day you didn’t worry about certs. you just got on the forklift and then took out a whole wall of paint (hardware store). if i’d known I could 10x my cuteness think of all the paint that could have been saved. congrats on the cert!
holy shit what a girlboss xD
i know how to use a pallet jack does that count
a pallet jack is just an adolescent forklift :3
relevant meme

Is that a junky Hyster?
I’ve got a junky hyster. :3
we dont know if you are saying this in a non-literal, innuendo fashion, or actually own a beat-up forklift (or both), but either way we love the implications ^^
5 day course for 10x spec’s is worth it.
Ya’ll could make dang near any article of clothing look cute 💜
Nice forklift!
hm, we’ve never really thought of us as the super cutesy type, but if you say so!
Agreed. Ripley operating the lifter in Aliens vibes.
Okay, I’ve seen at least three forklift memes on the fetaverse now, so we need a community to collect them.
Edit: i cant dind the one that was like “If blah blah blah can blah blah, you to can become <forklift certified>” that was the best.
Here are others:
https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/979871
https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/899910
https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/879499
https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/478699
Very nice forklift! I’ve never driven one before. That’s a skill!
mmhm they are quite fun :3








