“Keine Angst!”
Buy ram and nvidia stock
Fuck!
Go to a therapist your insurance will take.
You’re doing great, maybe start Jiu-Jitsu now because you’ll really like it in 3 years. Otherwise no notes.
Buy a house right now.
Grow a spine and book the therapy appointment.
Start trying now, it’s going to take longer than expected
You’ll survive.
Don’t move cities stop ignoring her red flags and go to the fucking gym
He is not worth it. Send it back to when ever, it will always make sense.
Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.
Reminds me of a scene from TimeSplitters Future Perfect
She is seeing someone else, start planning
“The Lotto numbers for 2026-09-12 are 16 20 25 33 39 45, Superzahl 0.”
Sounds materialistic, but I haven’t found a solution for any of the issues I had 5 years ago, I didn’t make any major wrong decisions since then, and stuff like “buy RAM and GPUs” is irrelevant after winning millions of eurobucks.
“The winning numbers for Friday, Sep17, 2021 are 14 17 20 27 32 EZ 3 7”
Warum lange warten?
Look at Herr “I have smart ideas when put on the spot” over here.
I had a similar thought, but I would send, “The winning Powerball numbers for November 5, 2022 will be 28 45 53 56 69, with a power ball of 20.”
Since the Nov. 7, 2022 jackpot was $2.04 billion dollars, I would just send the winning numbers for the previous drawing that no one won. No reason to go small when I could take a huge jackpot with nearly a billion dollar lump sum payout.
Plot twist, your past self receives the sentence verbally and they have nothing to write it down to.
…receives message whilst scuba diving…spits out regulator in frustration…drowns. Never gets to send message from the future so doesn’t drown.
Timeline broken, existence ends except for an endless five-year loop.
Woops!
The sequence of the numbers is not important and it’s not all or nothing (5 correct numbers would still net a decent amount of money), so there’s a chance that I’d recall enough to make use of it anyway. But it’s a good point, this kind of thing hinges on the specifics of how the sentence is transmitted much more than something like “take out fire insurance” or “don’t trust X”.
Winning numbers are public record. Don’t make yourself wait the full five years!
If we had more time, then you could have sent back the lotto numbers from 5 years ago
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You’re trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy
