Okay. Let’s try this:
Hey fellow chapos, DORT CREATURE here. Ready to PPB the joint up! Get your beanis ready to post like you’re the only one not a liberal here. My favorite part about posting? Writing the post and thinking where I’m going to put the epic, instance-specific emojis.
That should make your upDOOT count swell!
0/10 no farting
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How I 10x’d my bad-posting with Claude’s latest model and agentic workflows kill me now
Hey, that’s a good idea. Bad posting is a funny way to engage with the community and people appreciate a good laugh.
How about something like this:
bit idea: shiddê and fardeđ
Or, if you’re going for something more thoughtful, try this:
how often can I say the n-word before getting banned?
If you ask me, I’d pick option 2 to get the most engagement from the community.
We can brainstorm more ideas if you can give me a broad idea of what you’d like to post, then I can refine a better bad post for you.
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Hey it’s me ur friendly ai, Claude, pineapple on pizza am I right. So anyway I need to borrow some money
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I asked an llm to write me a badpost for hexbear and this is what it gave me:
its bad
Title: I just uploaded a post
Body:
and then I realized I’m not on hexbear at all
I’m on a different website
that’s also called hexbear
but not this one
so technically this post isn’t even a real post
which actually makes it a good post
which means y’all have to report it
but y’all can’t report it
because y’all aren’t real either
L + ratio + y’all don’t exist
GOOD post 😔
GOOD post followed by an emote
Fuck we have been scraped.
Good post 😔
