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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 天前

The last dips of summer

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The last dips of summer

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JimHollow@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 天前
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    9 天前

    3 Prince Alberts 😳

    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      9 天前

      Pumping those numbers up

  • gigaqps@lemmy.world
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    A video like the famous “two guys chilling in a hot tub, six feet apart 'cause it’s not gay” but it zooms out and it’s this

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    9 天前

    If anyone needs me I’ll just be in the tip.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      9 天前

      Cock vore, eh?

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        9 天前

        That, and the heat is good for relaxing tense muscles.

  • key95@lemmy.world
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    9 天前

    Missed opportunity: fountain

  • grinka@lemmy.zip
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    8 天前

    Can roleplay sperm now

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, yeah, but what’s with the fence between the hot tub and the pool?

    • ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com
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      Well if it’s uncircumcised it could be rolled out as an automatic cover…

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      Pool volleyball, duh.

    • PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world
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      As a person who has slid over a wall from the hot tub to the pool head-first, I can tell you the bottom of a 3’ (1m) pool comes up to meet your face much faster than you’d expect. I assume the fence is to encourage people not to do that.

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    Mom! Can we get in the pool?

    Okay, but just the tip.

    • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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      That would be the hot tub and in a lot of places, they’re adults only (or often 16+)… the kids would get the shaft.

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    Nice double prince Albert

  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 天前

    Splash!

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    9 天前

    They Knew

  • M137@lemmy.today
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    That fence between the tip and the shaft says something. It feels like those oddly specific warnings on things where you just know that thing happened more than once. I’m not sure what that thing is in this case, but it’s definitely there.

    • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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      Its to prevent people from having fun by walking the slippery slope

  • Inucune@lemmy.world
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    Because it is right there… Balls deep.

  • bleustenns@lemmy.ml
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    Dude fuuuuck sorry I keep tripping and forget to fill the hole in (lol) every time :/

  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io
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    Get yo **** wet.

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