Who tf is mcdonalds even for? It used to be cheap food priced at like 2-3 bucks for a burger and fries, shit quality, sure, but it was cheap and easy. Now a burger is like $15 and the patty is what you pictured.
I’m addicted tbh. I hate them, both on taste and principle. But I get strong pangs for their fries every now and again, out of nowhere. They’re always disappointing, yet relenting is inevitable.
You can do soooo much better. Homemade burgers on the grill nuke anything they make.
Trust me, I know it. I’ve made some bomb ass burgers and fries before. Something about the slop just causes…cravings.
They pay people a lotta money to design those flavors
GLP-1 meds made me stop craving everything. It’s actually awesome. There is no longer a gnawing desire for anything in particular. It’s just so easy to say no.
Inertia’d boomers who refuse to go anywhere else
In my experience their core markets are:
- People who are too drunk to notice the food or the price
- Parents who cave in to their slop-addicted children
- The same slop-addicted children as teenagers
suckas and chumps apparently
For Donald Trump, duh!
If I spent 15 quid on McDonald’s and ate it all in one sitting I might die
Sadly I eat quite a lot of McDonald’s because it’s so easy on the go, a hot meal, and calorie to price ratio goes crazy… I spend like £5 on a couple burgers and fries and I’m full for hours.
The Burger Reich didn’t collapse overnight. We all just woke up one day and noticed our burgers were mostly vegetables.
it’s OVER
not for long, i’m sure they’re thinning them out right now to take care of this
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