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arrow-up1659arrow-down1imageGarlic ruleslemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 天前message-square44linkfedilink
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 天前I cooked for my in laws and they said I used enough garlic, you could tell because everyone still had garlic breath the next morning.
minus-squareBrem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 天前…please tell me that you all sleep in the same bed like ‘Charlie The Chocolates’ elderly family. Wait… ^whisper ^it ^to ^me
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 天前Yes whispers: we all slept in the same bed, half head to feet, as that allows the most adults to fit in one bed.
minus-squareBrem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 天前crawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear… “^Hope ^there’s ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family”
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 天前opens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.
minus-squareBrem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 天前Excuse me, sir or madam or something else…we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to “get a room?” We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 天前leaves a path of garlic petals leading to the door of said room
I cooked for my in laws and they said I used enough garlic, you could tell because everyone still had garlic breath the next morning.
…please tell me that you all sleep in the same bed like ‘Charlie The Chocolates’ elderly family.
Wait… ^whisper ^it ^to ^me
Yes
whispers: we all slept in the same bed, half head to feet, as that allows the most adults to fit in one bed.
crawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear…
“^Hope ^there’s ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family”
opens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.
Get a room
Excuse me, sir or madam or something else…we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to “get a room?” We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!
leaves a path of garlic petals leading to the door of said room