
It shows a picture of a AI generated image of a king and queen referencing them as Omarchy users. Then it shows a floating icon of a jester representing Linux users that pops up some of the following quotes:
- The peasants whiper the whole distro castle vibe-coded
- It’s a bunch of dotfiles
- Ricing is not engineering, my liege
- Congratulations, you have discovered i3
- Two JPEG’s, a gradient, and delusions of monarchy
- Zero days since the last zero day, sire
- Coronation was on Tueday, the build was red
- Wait until they hear about NixOS
- It’s not a distro, . It’s a theme folder with a domain name
- It’s the worst distro in the market, they cry. Its not even a distro
I believe this whole thing was done in response of some “monarchy” and “oligarchy” comments on Omarchy around the fediverse. It is also sometimes weird to get the “joke” because the speaker changes.



This is cringe af.
I can’t believe this is coming from DHH, proof or this is a troll
Why would you don’t believe it?
I’m sorry, this is real
https://github.com/omacom/omarchs
Fix our bash wrappers? Nah, lets vibe-code a shitty webpage attempting to make fun of critics. Also upload the source because … that matters.
I didn’t mind omarchy before this website (yes, I know, I’m a fascist).
Now I’m the biggest hater of it.