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- noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
35 is also pushing it
Imagine being fucking 42 and still willing to kill/die for this shithole country. wew.
Idk, I think there’s a real demographic of Divorced Dads who could qualify.
*massacres entire village*
“fuck you, stacy!”
The Epstein class has to cull the proletariat somehow.
Make it a donut hole. Not eliglbe between the ages of 36 and 66 ^1/2. Drone technology can easily be applied to rollators and walkers.
If they start the draft, many of us will just have to become trans, get bone spurs, or have low T.
Low T won’t save you as Hegseth wants to inject soldiers with T. Being trans also won’t save you as they will happily change their tune on the trans military ban during a draft as an excuse to throw trans women into the meat grinder.
I can’t wait for the lawsuits around legally compelled detransititions for military draft or any government positions.
Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
And here I was expecting that AI will allow people to be more productive and retire early. Man, I was so naive.
No AI gets to make art and design systems which will leave us free to do the back breaking manual labor.
AI does not make art. It makes soulless, meaningless slop.
But at least it’s enabling child predators! Wait. Oh, no. Is AI actually a bad thing!?
I still have high hopes it’ll help the environment, at least?
Was? You think that AI is done causing problems? There are whole new classes of unknown problems waiting for us in the future…
“Was” doesn’t imply they think we’ve hit rock-bottom.
They were naive to think “AI” would improve things, but now they are appropriately pessimistic going forward.
recruit me at 39 and I hurt my back on day 1 tying my boots
So you’re saying I still might have a chance to frag a commander, after all?
Oh no my bone spurs are acting up again
I just had my birthday and was excited to be no longer eligible for the draft. I don’t think this will actually go anywhere (we have evil trolls running everything, they’re probably doing this “for the lulz” or to “own the libs” or whatever)
Haha “no longer eligible” lol good one
If there’s a draft, I hope the MAGAs cry when their kids and grandkids get dragged off to boot camp.
What do they need to draft people for?
They only need a few brainwashed children to fly drones from an air conditioned trailer.
Empire of cowards.
Whether to boot camp or concentration camp, this Reich has camps for all of us ._.
Turns out that while fascism fetishizes the ingroup in it doesn’t improve life for them except a small portion of unexceptional members whom it elevates to positions they really shouldn’t be in
Their kids have probably disowned them and cut contract, so they might be happy they are off to war to become “war fighters” and get testosterone shots
A draft at this point would result in massive civil unrest. I’m pretty sure even casual MAGA people would lose their shit. The Iran war is already massively unpopular.

Of course never would i EVER frag a commandant of the New Reich in his own tent with his own ordinance, trust me bro! Why would I, a humble conscript, ever lash out at the fascist regime that’s rounding up so many of my loved ones for summary extermination? Golly that would be awfully mean of me, just too cruel of me by far, to return even the tiniest, barest fraction of the gut wrenching agonizing tragedy they inflicted on us all BACK to them. Goodness forbid.
When the draft hits but I’m trans.

I’m sure undesirables like us who can’t be forced into the military will be forced into work camps.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/442nd_Infantry_Regiment
The 442nd Infantry Regiment is the most decorate unit in U.S. military history. This is because they were all Americans of Japanese decent during WWII and were sent on suicide missions.
Autist here, can I join ya? I’ve got Fallout 1 and 2 on disk.
Sony: He’s got physical media! Get 'em!
Don’t tell them about my record, VHS, DVD, and CD collections.
On disk!? 👀
Birthday gift from when I was like 12. Got the both of them at a pawn shop in rural Arkansas.
My aches and pains at 41 say otherwise.














