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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前

Whites never been so bright

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Whites never been so bright

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前
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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 天前

    This is factually accurate.

    Your clothes won’t be clean but you CAN do it if you so choose 🤷🏻

    • crazyslinkz@lemmy.zip
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      I mean it may clog the washer, but that doesn’t mean you can’t use em at least once.

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    For the uninitiated: https://sh.itjust.works/post/64528935

    • AviAdi@lemmy.world
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      Ah, I still don’t get it…

      • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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        Really? The comments should have helped from the link inside the link. They were laughing about how few people were here 3 years ago and said people will upvote anything, even this can of beans. Then the legendary shit posters started posting beans in funny ways to make it ironic or satire.

        • AviAdi@lemmy.world
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          Right, but what about the beans?

          • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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            The beans are the friends you’ve met along the way.

            Edit: I also think we should make Saturdays officially, “Over-explanation Day.”

          • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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            Were you on Reddit when “The Narwal Bacons at Midnight” was the shit?

        • Tiral@lemmy.world
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          But why make models?

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    You can also make banana bread in the bleach dispenser at the same time.

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    I don’t use the instructed number of beans written or indicated on the scoop, I just use a dash of beans, we all use too many beans in our laundry to the point there’s excess beans in all our clothes.

    • AviAdi@lemmy.world
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      My advice is always throw In a bean or two in the wash directly

      • richardwallass@sh.itjust.works
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        Added a sausage to keep shinning colors

      • BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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        Good thinking

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    The sucrose in the beans is starch. Starch is great for clothes. Clothes washing is a chore. Guess what, everyone. So is the dishes.

    Amazing life hack. 11/10

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    This works, but you have to use kidney beans and you have to mash the beans first. I just use refried beans.

    • Drusas@fedia.io
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      I think dried fava beans work, too. Not fresh, though.

  • you_are_dust@lemmy.world
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    I’m very excited for return of the beans. Not as excited as for when the moth posts return, but such is the cycle of life.

    • strop@lemmy.ml
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      My bröther in Christ 🥹

  • Dultas@lemmy.world
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    Brits love this one weird trick!

  • SSETranquility@lemmy.world
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    Ha! This is ridiculous

    • Notso@feddit.org
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      Indeed. Everyone knows this will ruin your clothes. You should use Ketchup instead.

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    2 天前

    Up next on 5-Minute Tips … !

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    deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

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