I…ummm. I didn’t mean it that way…at all. If it came across like that…holy shit I need to work on my communication skills. I’m sorry…that didn’t occur to me even in the slightest. I was just half-joking that maybe showing off more of my ass would help my case a bit…I’m really sorry I know that some people think like that, and that’s incredibly messed up. I would never even try to imply something like that…it’s just plain wrong.

you sound like you’re hyperventilating. calm down, i was just being snarky. everything’s fine :)