This us a creative way to turn an assault charge into attempted murder
At minimum I’d think assault with a deadly weapon.
I really hope he got charged as seriously as this really is.
Premeditated, too!
“dirts”
he peanutbuttered his hands.
Glad someone else thought that was odd. It’s like the phrase “he covered his hands in pb.” Doesn’t exist
third peanut butter post today, may as well post some jelly OP
Someone linked to another popular peanut butter post today, so I decided to offer the universe what it clearly wants.
I’m a simple man. I see a Path of Exile meme, I upvote it.
An old PoE meme too. Fatal Toxins hasn’t had 100% poison damage for 10 years.
came here to say this
Hate to be this guy but peanuts are legumes. Nut allergies and peanut allergies are two different things. Even within nut allergies there are different reactions for different but groups.
As someone allergic to all tree nuts, most people (including a lot of restaurants) tend to think that I’m allergic to peanuts and coconut. I have to always state that peanuts and coconut are fine.
DO YOU HAVE LEGUUUUUMESSS??
Did it work is what I want to know?
Creamy or crunchy? 🤔🤔🤔
Crunchy on the outside, creamy on the inside. Just like my butt.
Please seek a mental health professional
He’s on Lemmy, it’s too late for that already
Remember the kid in London who threw a piece of cheese at his classmate who was allergic and he fucking died.
Well that was a tragic read.
Diabolical…
