• jdr@lemmy.ml
    5·
    5 天前

    Is this a reference to that other thing where it tells you to like draw bad and drink tea and wait for the robot apocalypse?

    • pmjvOP
      11·
      5 天前

      you mean this thing? i can’t believe they stole my idea!

  • qrstuvM
    72·
    6 天前

    Thank you for creating instructable content!

    • pmjvOP
      8·
      6 天前

      Which one is your favorite? Thanks for engaging!

        • pmjvOP
          7·
          6 天前

          Good one! It’s one of the easier ones.

          • exu@feditown.comEnglish
            5·
            6 天前

            I would argue it’s actually very difficult unassisted. Fluids to submerse in make it significantly easier though

  • pieguy
    3·
    5 天前

    I talked to a computer once, I haven’t felt alive since

        • pmjvOP
          3·
          5 天前

          i like eat too much the best, because food is the last thing i can get pleasure from

          • pieguy
            3·
            5 天前

            Food is pretty good. What are your favourite foods?

              • pieguy
                3·
                5 天前

                Chickpeas are beans! Hell yeah! And broccoli is pretty good too!

  • ‮zcm🍰@lemmy.world
    4·
    5 天前

    fun fact: if you stop breathing after an inhale you’ll float like a balloon. This is because molten lava is more dense than air.

    • pmjvOP
      3·
      5 天前

      Yeah, this was implied in ‘Stop Breathing’. You float up high above the clouds where the dragons live and they will eat you.

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
    62·
    5 天前

    PSA: if the world truly does go to shit, the most accessible and painless ways to die are

    • CO poisoning from locking yourself in a garage with a running car
    • CO poisoning from burning charcoal indoors
    • Inhaling helium
    • Self hanging with the right set up
    • pmjvOP
      11·
      5 天前

      ok but some of these aren’t very fun

    • jdr@lemmy.ml
      4·
      5 天前

      That’s only if you don’t account for the pain of acquiring a car or a home!

      I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

      • CanadaPlus
        1·
        1 天前

        I’m not sure getting pinched into pieces by wheels at random points is really a quick death.

      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        5 天前

        I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.

        It is great you mention straight to hell because what a massive pain to everyone left to clean up the mess. Definitely not pain-free

        • jdr@lemmy.ml
          3·
          5 天前

          True, but let’s remember that pretty much any suicide is going to cause a lot of pain to the people still alive, whether it’s losing a friend or getting delayed going to work or scrubbing viscera off the platform. I think the implication from OP was that they were referring to painless for the person who dies.

          • CanadaPlus
            2·
            1 天前

            Although dying naturally also does that, and we’re all expected to make peace with the inevitability of that, so it’s a bit of a funny complaint.

          • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
            4·
            5 天前

            These were meant for eg a situation of nuclear fallout, where it’s clear that everyone is going to die slowly and painfully. To avoid that suffering.

            • jdr@lemmy.ml
              4·
              5 天前

              Thank you for the clarification. Let’s hang out next nuclear winter.

      • Coelacanth@feddit.nu
        3·
        5 天前

        I don’t think suicide gets you to hell, only to a boring purgatory where everything is mildly shitty and nothing works.

    • ZwrtEnglish
      2·
      5 天前

      I heard drowning is actually a very pleasant experience once you’re lungs are full of water and stop hurting. Similar to Co2 poisoning but while floating in the ocean.

  • Dr. WeskerEnglish
    3·
    5 天前

    I almost died last night posting on an AI thread.

    • pmjvOP
      2·
      5 天前

      We need a safe space for AI artists…

    • pmjvOP
      3·
      5 天前

      You’re welcome, I saw you not eating because you forgot to turn off your stream!

    • pmjvOP
      2·
      5 天前

      Hmm. If I know my AI girlfriend, I’m pretty sure she said something like ‘Sam Altman doesn’t want you to ask these kinds of questions. Police were dispatched to your location.’