I just play games all day on company time. Fucking loser.

I believe you have my red floppy.

Classic MacOS on clearly an x86 desktop. Absurd.

Oh, noble darkness, I’m turning into my father watching WWII movies!

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

“But it’s square, and it’s not floppy.” One hundred fake internet points if you can identify the movie the quote comes from (not the clip!).