That’s no curse, it’s important for self regulation, or co-regulation of you’re with someone close by.
You can see your own nose at all times, you mind just blanks it out
You fool! I’m always aware!
That makes it real good to focus on my box breathing and yoga excercises.

I cast… Uh… What were we talking about?
I cast defensive counter spell… practicing box breathing and mindfulness.
Power word: Om
Oh yea? I cast THE GAME
I cast Mind anti-virus

Isn’t being aware of your own breathing like a stress management technique?
Why are you helping me?
Thanks, you saved me from spending a bunch of money on yoga classes
By switching to Geico?
If i scroll fast enough I can resist the spell
Me, lifetime asthmatic: Well, duh, I’m constantly aware of my own breathing.
Same bro
In return I cast Permanently Itchy Butthole.
Oh, somebody got me with that one a long time ago. Thanks, I hate it.
You are aware of the weight of your jaw.
And why can’t you find a comfortable place for your tongue?
I cast you notice an itch on your body somewhere
Right between the shoulder blades









