I just hathe juiciest watermelon I’ve ever had. It was seriously great and I still have more for tomorrow. I don’t believe in God but that guy has truly have to be a special crack case… I mean pistachios… Tiny and you gotta cook them and crack the shell open. Only one pistachio per shell. People might get addicted! On to watermelon… Bigger! Add more water! Bigger!.. But lord, they don’t have refrigeration right now! Oh they will in a few melania. They will go to a place of warship called Costco as part of the priceclub religion. But if they eat it all now their stomachs will pop and they will die lord!.. Nonsense! I said bigger! And more juice! And make the white stuff taste weird. Bigger! But lord! It will be too heavy to lift and carry! Bigger! And add a little grease to the surface, I want them to sweat a little. How about melon Lord? Nah, make that one orange, juicy, small enough for a one hand grab and give it a grippy surface. The papaya… Make that American style. What do you mean Lord? Just make it overly elongated like a football. I don’t understand Lord, wouldn’t that be more like a foot? A ball is spherical. Do it!.. Also make the surface grease.