so i purchased a five pack of these buldak “carbonara” noodles because my brother loves them so much. thing is that they are much less spicy than the regular black buldak noodles AND they have suuuuch a cutie print on them and the “5 PACKS” text, that when i purchased them in the store it kiiinda looked like i was purchasing… a pack of diapers. it has the same size kinda and the chicken figure “Hochi” is not helping that. so i sat down, edited the image and now we are here. my sins cannot be undone.
alt image (blahaj zone)

original carbonara noodles image

i think i did an okay editing job. didn’t spend too much time on it… and didn’t want to spend longer… so yea here u go
so now im gonna send this to my brother i guess, making fun of him for only being able to handle this kind of babying heat while STILL not putting in all the sauce. like - he’s missing the entire point of the noodles in my onion 🧅.
like, he told me
what? you ate the black ones AND put in all the sauce? you do know that you aren’t supposed to put in all the sauce, right?
like - sillyyyyyy brother, nonono it would be maximally silly not to put all the sauce. he’s so very silly and i will make him feel very silly for only handling half the spice of an already not all that spicy noodle flavour. i got two of the 2x spicy ones btw.
this better not awaken anything in you ~
i wish you a wonderful, comfortable and lavender scented day ~
EDIT: whoooops forgot to add the nsfw filter heheheeeee


The black ones are sooo good. I fry up some Chinese pork sausage, kimchi and an egg to go with it. My wife doesn’t let me eat them when she’s home because the spicy smell hurts her eyes.
spicy smell, really?.. hmm, doesnt hit me as much yet… maybe I’m not doing them right. Imma ask brother to make them correctly for me.
but ye I know what spicy… air you mean.