so i purchased a five pack of these buldak “carbonara” noodles because my brother loves them so much. thing is that they are much less spicy than the regular black buldak noodles AND they have suuuuch a cutie print on them and the “5 PACKS” text, that when i purchased them in the store it kiiinda looked like i was purchasing… a pack of diapers. it has the same size kinda and the chicken figure “Hochi” is not helping that. so i sat down, edited the image and now we are here. my sins cannot be undone.

alt image (blahaj zone)

original carbonara noodles image

i think i did an okay editing job. didn’t spend too much time on it… and didn’t want to spend longer… so yea here u go

so now im gonna send this to my brother i guess, making fun of him for only being able to handle this kind of babying heat while STILL not putting in all the sauce. like - he’s missing the entire point of the noodles in my onion 🧅.

like, he told me

what? you ate the black ones AND put in all the sauce? you do know that you aren’t supposed to put in all the sauce, right?

like - sillyyyyyy brother, nonono it would be maximally silly not to put all the sauce. he’s so very silly and i will make him feel very silly for only handling half the spice of an already not all that spicy noodle flavour. i got two of the 2x spicy ones btw.

this better not awaken anything in you ~

i wish you a wonderful, comfortable and lavender scented day ~

EDIT: whoooops forgot to add the nsfw filter heheheeeee

    • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
      5·
      12 hours ago

      yyyyyes. I kinda wanted to hint at the idea that u have to poopie after spicy noodles and thus - u have these nicely scented ones directly from buldak.

      cuz like, then u yourself feel a bit owchies but u feel safe at least… cough cough aaaaaaanyway cough cough how do u do? ~