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minus-squareNoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·2 days agoWhy would toothpicks be useful in a gold rush?
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoThey meant guitar picks dummy!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoThat’s where Johnny got his Cash.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoYou can push them under miners’ fingernails until they tell you where the gold is.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoAndd if there’s one thing billionaires love, it’s gold. And if there’s two things, it’s gold and yachts. But if it’s three things, it’s gold, yachts, and torturing miners.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoTurns out the whole Epstein thing was a huge misunderstanding, he was supposed to be assaulting miners.
Why would toothpicks be useful in a gold rush?
They meant guitar picks dummy!
That’s where Johnny got his Cash.
You can push them under miners’ fingernails until they tell you where the gold is.
Andd if there’s one thing billionaires love, it’s gold. And if there’s two things, it’s gold and yachts.
But if it’s three things, it’s gold, yachts, and torturing miners.
Turns out the whole Epstein thing was a huge misunderstanding, he was supposed to be assaulting miners.