Who doesn’t want a gigantic banana to play their vinyls? Plays 33 and 45 rpm records in any position, and comes with a carrying strap as shown in the inset.
Guessing here, but looks to me like the white thing holds the record in place. Otherwise, the record might fall off in some positions.
Photo of a surviving example,



That’s a lot of money, even without the factorial.
Ha! Now I’m curious. It overflowed my calculator app, but if my web query is right, that’s around 4 x 10^2567.
😂 There’s not enough money in the universe to cover that bill.