The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I just assume everyone who talks to me over a call where I can’t see them is just touching themselves.
Friends? Touching themselves.
Family members? Touching themselves.
Boss telling me my work schedule? Definitely touching themself.
Someone once called me scamming and pretending to be from the social security administration. This is the amerikkkan version of “what if we had a pension fund for all seniors, and defunded it?”. I stayed on hold and told them to go fuck themselves. They replied “you first”. It’s possible that this person was touching theirself, but I think it was really nice that they encouraged me to touch myself as well.
You tube? That sounds dirty. No “tubing” on my watch, creep
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Remembering that guy whose last name is Toobin that exposed himself on a zoom call
I just assume everyone who talks to me over a call where I can’t see them is just touching themselves. Friends? Touching themselves. Family members? Touching themselves. Boss telling me my work schedule? Definitely touching themself.
Scam callers are too I’ll bet.
Someone once called me scamming and pretending to be from the social security administration. This is the amerikkkan version of “what if we had a pension fund for all seniors, and defunded it?”. I stayed on hold and told them to go fuck themselves. They replied “you first”. It’s possible that this person was touching theirself, but I think it was really nice that they encouraged me to touch myself as well.
And then they just gave him his job back after like 6 months