Uh-oh, looks like all my favourite Yoga and “stretches for lower back pain” videos are in danger :(
My tinfoil hat conspiracy here is that they are banning them so that they can push AI generated ASMR stuff.
Banning people for being conditiobally attractive. Lovely.
Hopefully YouTube kills itself and we move to a fediverse peertube where they can’t mass censor leftists.
Really hope YouTube doesn’t kill itself because it’s full of music and videos that is nowhere else.
And under a capitalist intellectual property regime, p2p is honestly a really shit idea for the average person.
“But let’s not lay a finger on the nazis! They make us too much money telling people what they want to hear!”
What if we argue that the nazi content makes them horny thus it’s sexually gratifying?
I’ll never leave my goon den as long as I have Prager U!
And those who demand instant perfection the day after the revolution, they go up and say “Are there civil liberties for the fascists? Are they gonna be allowed their driver’s seat chud monologues and their horror porn? are they gonna be able to keep all their farms?
apparently not even having sex is too kinky now
what if they banned ASML videos in preparation of the era of chinese semiconductor supremacy
every political streamer is my kink… now we have to ban them all.
You tube? That sounds dirty. No “tubing” on my watch, creep
What’s all this then, “Broadcast Yourself”? broadcasting you tube? I’ve seen enough. This whole site, sickos, the lot of you
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Remembering that guy whose last name is Toobin that exposed himself on a zoom call
I just assume everyone who talks to me over a call where I can’t see them is just touching themselves. Friends? Touching themselves. Family members? Touching themselves. Boss telling me my work schedule? Definitely touching themself.
Scam callers are too I’ll bet.
Someone once called me scamming and pretending to be from the social security administration. This is the amerikkkan version of “what if we had a pension fund for all seniors, and defunded it?”. I stayed on hold and told them to go fuck themselves. They replied “you first”. It’s possible that this person was touching theirself, but I think it was really nice that they encouraged me to touch myself as well.
And then they just gave him his job back after like 6 months
