• Crowtee_Robot [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 days ago

    Ronald and Chuck E. both have crews for backup.

    The Noid ruins pizzas so he hard counters Ceaser.

    I didn’t trust the Jolly Green Giant because lots of media shows that just one giant is not always as effective as it seems especially against superior numbers.

    Kool-Aid guy and Poppin’ Fresh both look like they have some overpowered magical/supernatural power that makes them really hard to kill.

    Jack has barely changed in decades so he’s either immortal or on some high level training, plus he’s a CEO so he can bankroll an army.

    I’ll take Jack for the funding, Ronald for his crack McDonaldland commandos, Kool-Aid Guy as a Hulk-like ace, and the Noid for pizza counters and general cartoon shenanigans.

    It’s them against mostly just humans and animals. The only one that worries me is the little dough man.