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2008: Guy Fawkes masks
2026: Charlie Kirk masks
Everybody show up to the next Antifa meeting in Kirk bloc.
Some lefty plastic surgeon who becomes an expert at making people look exactly like Charlie Kirk and giving it at minimal cost to activists.
Makeup artist.
Nobody wants to be stuck looking like Charlie Kirk for their full natural lifespan*. Just noticeably small kirkface for one day.
*
Even Charlie Kirk himself couldn’t do that.
Idk they were gonna be easy to spot
Becoming a kirked up white boy
Love how AI makes his face normal-sized
Next time I drop my phone between the seats in the car, instead of invoking Jesus I’ll just mutter under my breath an exasperated “charlie fuckin kirk”
On wait for my kirkify plastic surgery so I can finally live in anonymity.
Finally
