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minus-squareHestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 day agoBe God Punish Jonah by having a whale swallow him Jonah masterbates inside the whale Have the whale spit him out and claim you’re doing it to give him another chance, but really you’re just grossed out that he keeps doing it, and the whole “being swallowed by a whale” seems to add to the experience for him.
Be God
Punish Jonah by having a whale swallow him
Jonah masterbates inside the whale
Have the whale spit him out and claim you’re doing it to give him another chance, but really you’re just grossed out that he keeps doing it, and the whole “being swallowed by a whale” seems to add to the experience for him.
Jonanism