This is going to be hilarious.
Please comment with your favorite roadkill recipes. Racoon, bear, whale? Which is your favorite.
He’s like the anti-Alton Brown.
That is way more accurate than I feel comfortable with. Thank you for discomforting me.
Alton Brown is all about food science. RFK Jr is all about anything but that.
RFKjr should show us a recipie for snake aoili.
Can he do Hot Ones but one of the bottles contains prions
Sean eats what the guest eats though :(
Mad Cow Hot Cow sauce
Every single one of this man’s ideas is an attempt to use pop-folk medicine to kill and replace real healthcare reform in America. It’s not a coincidence that each of his “remedies” replaces actual healthcare with a version costing fewer tax dollars, which can then be redirected into tax breaks for billionaires.
His ideas sound insane because they are hyper-normalized - a false reality attempting to mask truth.
First episode he’s going to oil up Kid Rock’s bare chest
There goes my appetite
let me guess, my tax dollars will be misused to feed poors lethal misinformation while lining the pockets of pedos and career grifters
That’s entirely possible but what I’m really expecting is a repeat of this from 6 months ago:
By his own admission rfk doesn’t eat anything plant based
This is going to be so exciting.
I’ve not eaten roadkill, but we did once eat a gator that was too aggressive on our property when I was a child.
You need to marinade the meat in lemon juice because it is a bit tough. Then we would season it with garlic, cayenne, and a little smoked salt. Pan fry till golden. Serve with remoulade and more lemon
Then a sprinkle of racoon peen…
is it going to be produced by the new InfoWars? it seems like it would fit in their programming
They are only doing things that make a profit. So they can’t do this.
EW I would not eat anything RFK Jr has touched… let alone cooked
Is everything going to have a generous spray of ivermectin? Brainworm would probably use it like cheez wiz. 🤢
Ooookay then… 🤨
Please comment with your favorite roadkill recipes.
I, uh, have never cooked roadkill… but if I were put on the spot I suppose I could try to make gumbo out of it?
e.g. Make a roux, add chopped celery, onion, bell pepper (Cajun “Trinity”), plus garlic, thyme, bay leaf, salt, black pepper, chicken stock, beer, the meat, and a spoonful of hot sauce (e.g. Crystal or Tabasco). Simmer for 3 hours or more. Serve over white rice.
Would that be better with squirrel or whale?
Finally a cooking show for real people. Which Mountain Dew color pairs with roadkill skunk? What do we do with racoon penis?*
*In the Appalachian mountains, raccoon penis is used to direct distillate from the output pipe of a copper moonshine still.
I had to look that one up lol:
In traditional Southern moonshining culture, a raccoon penis bone (scientifically called a baculum, and colloquially known as a “coon pecker” or “Alabama toothpick”) is inserted directly into the copper output spout of a still.
Having never eaten either, my gut feeling is squirrel… but that’s a pure guess.
No idea how you manage to get whale roadkill though. 🙃️
RFK straps it to his car. It falls off the car. You hit it with your car. Assume you killed it.
Find an old “Joy of cooking” (mid 90s or earlier) and you can get squirrel recipes
I found an old copy at a yard sale and put the pages on how to dress and cook squirrel around my desk as a grad student.
I almost referenced that in my caption. I have an old copy with possum, squirrel, etc
whale is not roadkill. whale is kill road
