This is going to be hilarious.
Please comment with your favorite roadkill recipes. Racoon, bear, whale? Which is your favorite.
This is going to be hilarious.
Please comment with your favorite roadkill recipes. Racoon, bear, whale? Which is your favorite.
Ooookay then… 🤨
I, uh, have never cooked roadkill… but if I were put on the spot I suppose I could try to make gumbo out of it?
e.g. Make a roux, add chopped celery, onion, bell pepper (Cajun “Trinity”), plus garlic, thyme, bay leaf, salt, black pepper, chicken stock, beer, the meat, and a spoonful of hot sauce (e.g. Crystal or Tabasco). Simmer for 3 hours or more. Serve over white rice.
Would that be better with squirrel or whale?
Finally a cooking show for real people. Which Mountain Dew color pairs with roadkill skunk? What do we do with racoon penis?*
*In the Appalachian mountains, raccoon penis is used to direct distillate from the output pipe of a copper moonshine still.
I had to look that one up lol:
In traditional Southern moonshining culture, a raccoon penis bone (scientifically called a baculum, and colloquially known as a “coon pecker” or “Alabama toothpick”) is inserted directly into the copper output spout of a still.
Having never eaten either, my gut feeling is squirrel… but that’s a pure guess.
No idea how you manage to get whale roadkill though. 🙃️
RFK straps it to his car. It falls off the car. You hit it with your car. Assume you killed it.