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If you hadn’t posted it, I was going to.
Steam the what? STEAM THE WHAT?!
Steam the hams, obviously.
“If a PIECE will fascinate her…”
I’m not a woman, but I will admit that giving me cheese gets you my full attention, if not outright devotion.
Does it have to be name brand rue, or can I use the generic store brand?
What happens when you get her to your room and she says “Is that my shoe?”
Legendary lineup i just got
If she doesn’t want him I’ll take him, cheese is one of the ways to my heart.
He’s got the right idea honestly.
Chocolate+red wine for breakups and periods
Yay, migraines!
The wine goes in the sauce, and you can grate the chocolate for a topping
Or you can just enjoy the mac & cheese, chocolate, and wine separately, like a non-psycho!
Do you also eat you bread and hunk of meat separate, you medieval peasant?
Or, and I’m just spitballing here, a dash of mustard and paprike with a buttery crumb topping. Which would be complimentary to macaroni and cheese and not make your mouth scream in agony at the fact that you are eating three things that do not in any way shape or form go together in one dish.
Then maybe give them the wine and chocolate as a dessert.
Optionally for periods the wine can be white since you get free red dye
Uh. That’s enough internet for me today.
Cheese is expensive af. And tasty!
Add jam or dulce de leche and the combo becomes a thing of dreams 🤤
Add a piece of dark chocolate with chili pepper, everyone looks at you funny when you suggest it, but it’s always the combo they make for themselves afterwards.
Guava jam, salami and provolone also go fantastic together. They hit the stomach like a bomb the first time, but it’s easy to get used to too.
Not if you’re a farmer who’s making it. No fake inflationary markup.
If he made it himself, it’s a rather thoughtful and personal gift! I’m cheering for cheese man
Does your sister live in Stardew Valley?
I showed my wife this. Asked her what if I gifted her a wheel of cheese for our anniversary.
She said she would remarry me. But it would depend on the kind of cheese.
An aged cheese the age of your anniversary would be a cool gift. But it would get very expensive very fast
He can afford to feed her. Clearly a catch.
…people always like to forget, how much in love relies on instinct.
When I worked in telecom, suppkier would always send candy or other crap by Christmas time. One supplier sent me a wheel if cheddar. Still remember this 15 years later. But I’ve forgotten every other supplier
I would 100% prefer getting potatoes and/or cheese instead of flowers. I don’t like getting flowers.
How about these flowers?
It’s like 3 minutes if “aww they’re so pretty” and then a week or two of watching them die
I’d be ok with a flowering plant, something I can put in a pot or the garden and it’ll live.
Ah, young romance. Actually, it’s a good strategy to find out if she can cook. You’ll never be sorry you married a good cook.
He’s a keeper!
My wife ordered it cheese -> potatoes -> flowers
And just like that… late stage capitalist society winds back at hunter/gatherer tribal norms.
How did he hunter/gather a cheese wheel?
What kind of question is this? Have you never played Skyrim?
Haven’t you seen the traditional British reenactment of a bronze age cheese hunt?
It’s glorious! https://youtube.com/shorts/aX5T5tm6ulU?is=-83owTgwFYaO92jj
I’m a guy, and I generally go commando, but lemme tell you, panties would materialize on me just so they could drop
Well, this would def be appreciated by me (oh fuck, this is goin to be fire with pasta and also costs a lot) and my instincts (oh damn, this guy has food)
