right, joke. the polite version is “right now these fucks are my problem but in fifteen seconds if they ain’t shut up they are going to be everyone’s, including yours and the pilot’s. you want to fix this for me?”
i have performed in airplanes stuck on tarmacs. i got everyone’s permission and I explicitly asked “if you say no, we’re not doing it. no worries. it’s a small airplane” to everyone. individually. on the plane these preachers, they can get off if they want to christian all over everyone.
Everyone memorize these words “flight attendant, would you please shut this religious zealot up or I’m going to change my phone’s wifi to bomb”
I appreciate the attempt at the joke.
right, joke. the polite version is “right now these fucks are my problem but in fifteen seconds if they ain’t shut up they are going to be everyone’s, including yours and the pilot’s. you want to fix this for me?”
i have performed in airplanes stuck on tarmacs. i got everyone’s permission and I explicitly asked “if you say no, we’re not doing it. no worries. it’s a small airplane” to everyone. individually. on the plane these preachers, they can get off if they want to christian all over everyone.
I’m down for your brand of crazy.