sky martial could chain her in the bathroom. out of an abundance of caution
Fuck that. I’d be the first one to shout “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” if someone started preaching on my flight. Stupid arrogant motherfuckers think they can do whatever they want.
Could one carefully and quietly piss down the back of their (the preacher’s) leg while they’re doing this?
Another normal day in the Federal Republic of Dumbfuckistan…
I think I’d rather have this than the flight attendants shoving credit card applications in my face
Sky Daddy, I’m up here so close to you! Can you hear me? SSKKKYY DDAADDDY?!
I can’t see someone trying this on a plane full of Aussies and not catching hands.
We all know which country all these weirdos are from.
Well, a polite bunch of Aussies might shout phrases such as “shut up and sit down, ya dumb cunt” at the very least.
First line “there is now an epidemic of” An Epidemic!? Really? An epidemic. Like so many it’s a problem?
I fly a lot, and my whole team for work flies a lot. Never heard of this once.
Also - better than what Islam does.
Alright, I was on your side until that last bit. Not because the joke’s not PC, it’s just hat on a hat.
Waiting for you to tell me I am wrong.
What does Islam do?
Everyone memorize these words “flight attendant, would you please shut this religious zealot up or I’m going to change my phone’s wifi to bomb”
I appreciate the attempt at the joke.
There’s unfortunately very little airline staff can do to stop this.
Bullshit. The flight attendants and especially captains’ word is law on a plane. They say stop and they don’t they can and should absolutely charge them with disobeying the instructions of airline staff (something we see all the time) and blacklist them.
And then they have their lives ruined by Fox News 24/7 coverage.
This is a big ol set up.
I think the reverse can be true if footage is filmed by other onlookers which then is uploaded to social media for influencers to break down what happened.
The dude in a Target making a scene about the Satanic pride wear (the artist drew some devils in unrelated work) was pretty much a flop.
I can guarantee that will happen more quickly if they are quoting from a different holy text (for American flights).
Source: United Airlines Flight 93.
I dunno, dropping a quick 400 feet without warning might get them to shut up.
I would so loudly be telling them to shut the fuck up.
So many people would, even if they’re Christian.
This article is low grade fake bait.
Yes this reads like the cherry picking shit right wing media does. Something happens once and it’s reported as an epidemic.
Imagine if Islam preachers (or whatever is the equivalent role) were doing that.
From the movie The Dictator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWeMWD-Yagg
Imagine if satanists did this.
As long as there’s orgies.
I think there is a website from the late 90s for plane orgies.
I would be stoked if a Satanist¹ rose up to counter an evangelist like this and was prepared to do so.
¹ Is satanist proper? I know there are different kinds of satanists, from TST folk to LaVeyan Satanists and unlike Christians, have very little to do with each other.
Would be sick with a little fog machine. Line your robe with red LED strips. Etc.
I think they’re called imams.
I’m not certain that imams also have the role of “spreading” the religion like that.
Think of it as two roles:
- Recruiter / spreader;
- Leader / (re)enforcer;
Tbf Islam has its share of bigots like this, but it’s still fun to imagine how the Christian ones would react.
brown man with turban and a book stands up
omg I don’t wanna die!
white man in a suit holding a book stands up
eyeroll
I would sing baby shark loudly. I shut up when they shut up. And I can belt.
Incredible solution. I would be singing with you. Bet we wouldn’t make it past mommy shark.
Did it before when a couple was arguing next to me while I was belaying someone and couldn’t move. They fucked off pretty fast.
Matthew 6:1 - do not practice righteousness just to be seen by people.
Matthew 6:5 - prayer is not meant to become a performance for attention.
Is Matthew relevant for the average American Christian Conservative? As far as I can remember, he’s the main one of the four Evangelists who highlights themes of compassion, care of the neighbour and sheltering of the stranger.
Jesus 6:9 - Shut up, shut up, for the love of me just shut the hell up!
Peter 7.0 - And the Lord sayeth, Nice!
They would say they aren’t praying for attention, but proselytizing for more converts.
Whoever scores the most souls wins!
being that i am held captive in the tube, can i consider this a form of assault?
