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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago

Privileged avocado

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Privileged avocado

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago
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  • idkwhatimdoing@sh.itjust.works
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    Nah, if that were true you’d see lots of moldy spots. After all, it’d be spoiled.

  • ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works
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    This is just an unripe avocado. It probably doesn’t taste very good.

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    I call bullshit, that avocado is underripe as hell

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      i dunno, could just be something off with the photo color. whenever my avocados are underripe, the meat sticks to the pit. this one seems to have come out clean. i’d eat it.

      • dan@upvote.au
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        the meat

        Anger vegetarians with this one weird trick

        The inner bit is actually called the mesocarp :)

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          lol, thanks! TIL

  • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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    It looks AI generated. There’s something odd about the pit.

    • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world
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      Well yeah Avocados aren’t real silly

    • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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      I think it’s the lighting and shadows. It almost looks like a composite now that you mention it.

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    Eat the rich?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Spread them on toast

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        You’ll never afford a house that way.

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    You think kids in private schools have loving homes?

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    If you get it 24 hours under ripe, with a very sharp knife, an avocado should look like this. It looks very yummy, but left in the fridge or dark cupboard for 1 day more would soften it up and improve flavour. If you chuck this in a brown paper bag for 2 hours it might work out well too. Oir you count prepare salad now, for dinner ltime, sans dressing.

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    It looks like it wasn’t purchased in Ohio.

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    deleted by creator

  • errer@lemmy.world
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    That pit is gigantic, what a crappy avocado

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