Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days agoWhich type of guy would win in a fight to the death? (scientific) - StrawPollstrawpoll.comexternal-linkmessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up131arrow-down1external-linkWhich type of guy would win in a fight to the death? (scientific) - StrawPollstrawpoll.comDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square28linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEvilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days ago But he still has his wand! https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Battle_Strip It’s anime law: whenever a male shōnen protagonist takes off his shirt, all of his attributes increase exponentially." —Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·16 days agoGoblin man has NEVER worn a shirt
minus-squareEvilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 days agoFair point but when it comes to vs I take fireball. Can goblin close the gap before Wizard casts spell? Find out next time on Wagonball GZ
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoGoblin man can burrow through the ground like a Street Shark where fireballs cannot reach him if we’re making them anime characters.
https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Battle_Strip
—Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged
Goblin man has NEVER worn a shirt
Fair point but when it comes to
vs 
I take fireball. Can goblin close the gap before Wizard casts spell? Find out next time on Wagonball GZ
Goblin man can burrow through the ground like a Street Shark where fireballs cannot reach him if we’re making them anime characters.