Gollum@feddit.org to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 个月前I just died laughing 🍗midwest.socialexternal-linkmessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up1415arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1409arrow-down1external-linkI just died laughing 🍗midwest.socialGollum@feddit.org to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 个月前message-square35linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 个月前This was written by someone who doesn’t know all that much about chickens. The only creature that would be worse to let carry the ring would be a maiar. Or a goose.
minus-squaresouthsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 个月前Ikr? My dark lord is a hen
minus-squaresouthsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 个月前Dammit! Almost made me do a spit take when my morning beverage.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 个月前as someone who grew up on a farm with geese. fuck geese. I’ll take an ornery goat over a happy goose any day.
This was written by someone who doesn’t know all that much about chickens. The only creature that would be worse to let carry the ring would be a maiar. Or a goose.
Ikr? My dark lord is a hen
Hail sate hen!
Dammit! Almost made me do a spit take when my morning beverage.
as someone who grew up on a farm with geese.
fuck geese.
I’ll take an ornery goat over a happy goose any day.
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