• BJW@lemmus.org
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    3 days ago

    Keep it up for at least seven hours, you can do it! You can make a comeback. Your best days are NOT behind you, but then neither is your prosthetically-enhanced sister.

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      3 days ago

      Bro I masturbate for like twelve, fifteen hours at a time. I’ve figured our how to enter REM sleep while awake so I get full rejuvenated after cranking the hog for over half a day. That’s the only way I can be a wolf on Broadway, which is the street I live on!

      You ever put your dick in a jello mould? My grandma was furious for four Christmases after that, and prolly would still be, but she died when the dog (Doberman) she was walking saw a squirrel and chased it to drag her for fourteen miles through the mountains. Shame she didn’t have a go pro on.

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        3 days ago

        I can see how an enhanced sister existing would be a boon to your process. Especially if she owns a Jell-O mould. Doubly so if she has a Go Pro, or possibly even two… 🤔 You just might be on the verge of inventing several new categories of quality adult entertainment.

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          3 days ago

          Bro, I’m halfway into being an independent phenomenon as I am in the third stage of enlightenment, and as such,I was the one who invented FEET for GOD. That nigga didn’t have any damn feet anywhere before I invented them for Him. My name’s Belial, by the way. I’m the voice in God’s head, and thus I control His tongue, and thus all oral sex ever! I seem to have forgotten who I was when we lost paradise. You suck toes?