All praise to the Grand Raccoon
Praise be!
so pass out the pocket rockets and save the galaxy
All I can see!
Same energy
Where do I sign up?
Count me in
kon sewi kijetesantakalu li wawa
Just don’t Google “bad things about raccoons”
Took me very literally I see. A better search engine shows a hint of what I mean…
Also, apparently their poop is insanely toxic, which can be a problem if raccoons decide to invade your garbage regularly…
your search shows one result with no answers, only questions
If you look there are several indications that raccoons are dangerous/vicious in the screenshot, including the summary at the top.
They really are violent. Long ago I was at a nature preserve with my then-girlfriend and she was enamored with these racoons. The ranger who was there then proceeded to tell us the reason one has a messed up ear is that they fight all the time and injure each other severely, occasionally killing one another. Also I had an experience myself once with a raccoon practically charge me which was insane… Yeah they’re not to be underestimated.
AI summaries don’t count lmfao
Apparently personal stories don’t either
who said that?
