Ooh you kids haven’t lived until you’ve had to make change for a hundo soaked in old lady titty sweat while she sits in her own shit with Lou Began serenading you as she spends more money jerking off a one-armed bandit than you’ll see in a whole year of dead-smile-Began-titty-sweat-poo-sniffing exchanges.

Paw-paw! Strap me on the nacelle and play that sweet Began beet! I gotta radiate these memories from me!