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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

A controversial tier list

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A controversial tier list

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world
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    OP forgot beer, wine, liquor. Not very comprehensive.

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      I nominate bleach for SSS tier

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        You mean SS tier?

        You know, because of the genocides …

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          It’s bleach so it would be an ethnic cleansing.

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      In Germany, it feels like water is a fancy request and beer is the simple tap option.

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      S+

    • AlataOrange@lemmy.world
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      F, E, F

  • oʍʇǝuoǝnu@lemmy.ca
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    Are milk and Dr pepper separate or is that a Dr Pilk situation.

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      As long as we don’t have a Dr. PILF on our hands…

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    Yeah nah, add anything but water to F tier. Water is S.

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      My hydrohomie

  • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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    • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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      In water, milk or Dr Pepper?

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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        Oh no

      • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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        All of the above.

        • H2207@lemmy.world
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          Forbidden colgate

          • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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            Not as forbidden as some other forbidden foods haha.

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    Coffee isn’t even on your list.

    Go to your room and think long and hard about what you’ve done.

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      S-tier: Black coffee, tea, and water

      F-tier: Everything else

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        This list needs more wine

  • tomi000@lemmy.world
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    Root beer is definitely A tho

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      Especially if it’s like a local craft root beer in a glass bottle. That shit slaps. Also cream soda.

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        Legalize real root beer

        • Aiden@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Legalize nuclear bombs (for legal reasons this is a joke)

    • webadict@lemmy.world
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      Also W.

    • 👁️👄👁️@lemm.ee
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      True, I don’t go out of my way for it, but I definitely have a sweet spot for root beer. The rest taste like liquid syrup. Also root beer floats are bomb.

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      It’s so bubbly and cloying and happy.

      • MintyAnt@lemmy.world
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        Just like these federated instances

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          Do you think they’ll be able to save us from enshittification?

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    S: water and locally sourced milk

    F: Everything else

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      If you think about cows having to be pregnant constantly it makes the milk almost go sour… Even though I agree.

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        Not constantly. Regularly.

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        If you keep milking them regularly, they don’t dry up.

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        I love yummy milk. I hate the breast milk perverts steal from cows tho. Real milk comes from plants.

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          Hahahahaha I thought you had said pants.

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    Milk and Dr Pepper are in F tier too, only water graces the top spots

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      Disagree with milk. It can stay in B because it makes cappuccino and latte possible.

      If you disagree, it means your opinions differ than mine.

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        Lactose is bad for the majority of the world population. F tier drink.

        Give me that oat milk any day.

        • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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          And just how exactly are they milking them oats, huh?

          • jarfil@lemmy.world
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            You can milk anything with nipples.

            • JesusLikesYourButt@lemmy.world
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              Like ‘ger-bels’.

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        • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Careful with processed oat milk tho (Oatly for example). Normal oat milk is good.

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            Any more info on this? What am I being careful for?

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              Sugar, mainly. Oatly adds amylase to their mix which breaks down the oat starch into maltose, a type of sugar. While that is happening naturally during the digestive process since our saliva contains amylase, it doesn’t happen in that amount, which means Oatly has significantly more sugar than natural oat milk. Maltose also has a glycemic index of 105, which means that it raises the blood sugar level more rapidly than even pure glucose. For reference, cane sugar has a GI of 60, lactose of 46. This means the sugar level of Oatly is effectively higher than Coca-Cola’s.

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                Interesting ty for the reply/info. I drink cold brew every morning at work, I don’t add sugar, but use a little oat milk.

                I think we have Califia at work, you know anything about their process? I’d imagine it’s the same.

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                  If it’s creamy, it’s likely processed. Natural oat milk is quite watery. But just a shot in your coffee isn’t worth worrying about anyway. It’s just that many advertise it as a healthy, daily drink and for that, it has too much sugar.

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          Not my fault your feeble bodies cannot handle the cow juice

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      Dear @Resol@lemmy.world,

      What do you dislike about milk?

      Thank you for your time,

      @Faresh@lemmy.ml

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        Dear @Faresh@lemmy.ml,

        Milk is only ever useful during your very first few years of your life after birth, after that, though, it doesn’t do much. Add that to the fact that quite a bit of folks are lactose intolerant, and also the fact that I just dislike the taste of milk. That’s all.

        Thanks for you attention.

        @Resol@lemmy.world

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    My lactose intolerant ass would tend to disagree…

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      Lactaaaaid! ^and ^lactose ^free ^generic ^brands

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    Water? You mean like in the toilet?

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      😋

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    Milk is shit, other than that I agree

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      How many bones have you broken?

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        Stopped counting after the tenth guy /s

        Fun fact: milk without extra vitamin D, actually reduces the calcium content in your bones.

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          So what you’re saying is that you need the D…

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      you’ve made an enemy today

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    Weird ass licorice, cherry, compost drink…

    The one true non water drink is ginger beer.

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    This list is Bobby Boucher approved.

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    E: Actual piss

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    S: carbonated water A: water, juice (from 100% fruit) F: everything else

    I’m gonna die on that hill.

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      Why not eat the fruit? That way, you aren’t consuming 30 oranges worth of sugar.

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        I’ll just consume 30 oranges to quench my thirst.

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          You should drink water for thirst, but maybe that’s just me.

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            Juice has water in it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

            Technically, all edible beverages contain water, actually. 🤔

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              By that logic, urine is 96% water.

              Yeah, you get water in juices, but also a metric fuckton of sugar (fructose). You know what doesn’t have sugar in it and quenches the thirst? Water.

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                By that logic, urine is 96% water.

                By that logic, water is just the main ingredient of urine.

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                You know what doesn’t have sugar in it and quenches the thirst?

                Sugar free Gatorade.

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          Buddy, drink water if you’re thirsty.

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            I’m tried of drinking water. I wanna eat!

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              Touché.

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        I usually mix (apple/grape) juice with carbonated water and drink one glass of orange juice occasionally. Its not like I’m drinking 2l a day.

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          I’m only asking because people seem to have the wrong idea that 100% fruit juice is 100% healthy.

          And I’ve seen people replace water with fruit juice.

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            Yeah no. Thats not definitely not me.

            But you’re right a lot of people seem to think that.

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            Some people want a flavored drink. If it’s between fruit juice and soda though, juice is healthier and imo tastes better as well. Blackberry Izze is the best.

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              Juice is healthier, but not by a huge margin, tbh.

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              You can mix the fruit juice with water, that way you have flavored water without a ton of sugar.

              While they do offer other nutrients (not a lot, mind you, as we’re throwing away most of them), fruit juices have almost as much sugar as sodas. We were never meant to consume fruit like this - we’re literally extracting the worst part of them.

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                Yeah I usually mix mine with carbonated water, they are too sweet anyway. Once mixed, they are likely less than 1/4th of the sugar of a coca cola and I only have 1 a day if I even have one. I think at that point the health impact is negligible.

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