did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situationlemmy.worldimagemessage-square147linkfedilinkarrow-up1314arrow-down148
arrow-up1266arrow-down1imagei wonder what goes through men's minds in this situationlemmy.worlddid_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前message-square147linkfedilink
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·7 天前But …what if the tits aren’t nice?
minus-squarejust some guy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up74arrow-down1·7 天前Then you say “nice tits” and don’t look at em anymore.
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·7 天前Let me tell you about the worst pair of titties I ever saw; they were awesome
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·7 天前Well yeah but your grandma was hotter than most.
minus-squareHertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 天前Then you say it sarcasticly. Or just flail your arms and say “Quaid, start the reactor”
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 天前Now that is god damned hilarious. Thank you.
minus-squarezod000@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 天前Never go full Kuato! Seriously though, that’s hilarious.
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·7 天前“Will you please roll those up and put them away? I’m afraid I am going to trip”
But …what if the tits aren’t nice?
Then you say “nice tits” and don’t look at em anymore.
Mean titties ya got there
Let me tell you about the worst pair of titties I ever saw; they were awesome
Well yeah but your grandma was hotter than most.
Then you say it sarcasticly. Or just flail your arms and say “Quaid, start the reactor”
Now that is god damned hilarious. Thank you.
Never go full Kuato! Seriously though, that’s hilarious.
“Will you please roll those up and put them away? I’m afraid I am going to trip”
Does not compute
? What?