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Amazing the way a bat can carry a watermelon
That was basically me when I bought a whole watermelon for myself during the heatwave last week.
The godless beast enjoys its wretched meal
Hey, man, I like a good buffet, too, so no judgment here, haha.
His greed makes me fuzzy inside
Me all over a hot girl’s melons:
Do we have proof that OP isn’t a Disney princess?
I would be a Dreamworks princess like this:
Maybe you should ask how much of this is actually OP’s content first.
BIG NOM
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