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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

After seeing that sign I would carry him in

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After seeing that sign I would carry him in

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Basically this

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    Got any grapes?

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    It’s a goose duh

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      A damn sexy one too.

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        DO NOT

        • altphoto@lemmy.today
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          Yada yada yada… He’s paying child support to the goose and has to announce his presence to the neighborhood when he moves in. Pretty standard for that club. A little presidential.

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    Duckists and their rampant duckism really quacks me off!

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    If this is a bread store it’s a fair request

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    How does one pick up a duck though?

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      “Quack here often?”

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      Like this!: https://youtu.be/RhtiDYLbfF4

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        Thank you, I never knew that before. Neat!

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    Goose was not valued

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    I don’t read signs posted by companies

    that duck is entering

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    So, the goose is ok?

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    I have to know the story behind this.

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      That duck likes to go in that building.

      The building owners do not want the duck up in there.

      The end.

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    Honk motherfuckers

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    Would

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvgQIBcdRk

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    BUT IT SAYS NOT TO

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      yes but it would be allowed under a technicality

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        oh, that’s a relief

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