I can stop your IBS troubles, just take the loan
Avoiding FODMAPs is a lot like austerity for your butt
Mom: we have plenty of IBS at home
IBS at home
Ive always thought theres something really fake looking about that hog… the transition between ball to butt is so smooth, it’s like a… lack of uncanny valley, ya know
I guess I haven’t looked at enough hog taints to be able to tell
See that’s the thing it’s more like the lack of it, you could say it… t’ain’t natural
What if instead of IMF loan it was BMF loan and it was for DSA Karens?
The International Banking Service was originally founded by Schartz von Peupenfartten and his silent partner Gassius Skidmarx
I’d be sorely tempted
“Liberalize your economy or I will cause you to shit your doo doo ass”
Oh I thought you meant you’d give me money, but also IBS until I pay it off…
sounds kind of shitty to me im ngl
Depends, certainly interested but I’ll have to see the terms to be sure
Oh I thought you were loaning me your IBS
Please take mine, no backsies
What if instead of opening a bank account at the RBS, you did it at the IBS
If it were possible to loan IBS and collect interest, I’d be a bank. I’d be Amschel fucking Rothchild
Do I get more IBS later?
I already have one thank you, I don’t need another
