• UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    12 天前

    Hey my fellow radicals, it’s me, Federick Langley, your local Marxist revolutionary. Here’s a tip on how to bring about communism:

    Are you a leftist in a position of higher social status? Do you have an annual income of over $100k or are you on track to get there? Are you pursuing higher education?

    Quit! No true Marxist should ever be anywhere near a position of power or greater social influence. Work at an Amazon fulfillment center instead! The path to true leftist enlightenment is poverty and powerlessness. Only then can our beloved leader, radical communist Bernie Sanders, ever become president.

    Cowabunga, hexbear! Federick Langley signing out!

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      12 天前

      Oh hey, big fan! Do you mind if I ask you a question? Me and the boys are going to go out and do some illicit activities in the name of the revolution soon, and we were thinking that we should let people know ahead of time what we’re doing, on all our socials, you know? That way as many people as possible can show up to help out, what do you think?

      • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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        12 天前

        That’s exactly how to do it! In my long history of anti-american and antisemitic property damage, I have found that publicly announcing your activities ahead of time leads to much better turnout. Graham Platner and I have personally discussed this at great lengths.

    • Sleepless One@lemmy.ml
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      Are you a leftist in a position of higher social status? Do you have an annual income of over $100k or are you on track to get there? Are you pursuing higher education?

      Quit! No true Marxist should ever be anywhere near a position of power or greater social influence.

      Shit, are you the one that’s been screaming this at me inside my head this whole time?